just a few things that have made me laugh lately:
- "what is up with this new toilet paper" – said by sarah about a week ago when i bought some aloe-type toilet paper because it was the only thing on sale at target … and it had more squares which i thought would be good since so many kids pass through my bathroom.
- "well, i do like nikolas … but he’s very drippy" – said by ariana today when nikolas tried to climb on her … she’s referring to his drooling and his runny nose.
- "hey mom, why do you have an afro pick" – asked by alyssa when she found a hair pick in my bathroom drawer … i used to use one all the time way back when i had perms … guess i just stuck with it for some reason to comb out my hair after washing it.
- "why do you keep talking to me" – said by amanda after school the other day … after i gave her my normal 20 questions on what’s going on.
- "why is your toilet paper so soft" – asked by ariana … referring once again to the aloe-type toilet paper that i had to buy because it was on sale.
- "and do you do "this" everyday" – asked by sarah’s teacher today after i brought 6 kids with me to her conference … she thought i was just babysitting.
- "stop calling him the "new kid"" – said by joe when i mentioned that the "new kid" would be here tomorrow … i don’t mean it in a bad way … i just said that a kid has to be here at least 7 times before they’re not the "new kid" anymore. lol!
- "please, don’t ever buy this toilet paper again" – said by alyssa tonight … once again referring to toilet paper mentioned earlier.
luckily, we are down to just the three half-rolls of toilet paper that are actually on the holders in the bathrooms. mental note … buy regular old toilet paper tomorrow! lol!
Laura Vegas 
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