"mom, i have a project due". to me, those are the 6 most dreaded words that can come out of my girls mouths. lol! seriously, i just dread school projects with every ounce of my being. i consider myself a pretty crafty person. i know stuff, about a lot of crafts. but school projects? they're a whole other set of "crafts". usually involving a shoebox or a posterboard, and a whole lot of creativity. the kind that i'm not good at. i started to realize just how many of these school projects we have done over the last 12 months. let's check them out, shall we?

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a diorama project for sarah on a wild animal. the leopard, to be exact. we had a shoebox, but i thought it was too big. so i went to target, and picked out a shoebox from some toddler shoes and asked if i could take it home for a project. smaller box, less space to fill. smart thinking, right? we actually bought a little kit to help with this. we would spray glue on areas we wanted, and then sprinkle on the grass and stuff. i took a few rocks from the backyard, and stuck those in. the deer was a last minute addition that sarah added, taken from the dollhouse box.  

alyssa's science fair project. pretend there's a photo here. i didn't get any photos of it. but it was an experiment about watering plants with different kinds of water. and there was a posterboard involved. it never came home though.

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castle structure project for alyssa. this was for her country report, i think. she had 2 other classmates to work with on this. building a structure? i didn't even know where to start. one of her friends bought all the styrofoam, and they convinced another mom to cut some of the pieces. i have a massive disgust for styrofoam, i can't even stand the touch of it. sadly, i was sort of left to still do a lot of the cutting. the girls painted all the pieces. and then figuring out how to glue this all together. i even went to my facebook friends, to figure out what to use to hold it all together. toothpicks came in really handy. we had a lot of this done. but then alyssa went to bed, and i felt the need to spiffy it up a bit. so i started cutting the notched top pieces, painting them, and glueing them all on. this was at midnight, the night before it was due. then i used some leftover spray on grass and foliage from sarah's diorama.

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mission poster board project for sarah. i'm actually thankful for this project. since most 4th graders have to actually build a mission. lol! i remember saying something about this to an online friend, and they didn't know what it was about. guess it's a california thing. one of the standard 4th grade projects is to do a mission report, including constructing a mission. which we did with alyssa. somehow, sarah got out of it and only had to make a tri-fold posterboard. notice the smaller sized posterboard? genious idea, thought of by me. are you picking up on my thinking here. smaller shoebox, smaller space to fill. smaller tri-fold posterboard, smaller area to cover.  

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country map project for alyssa. i think this was acually part of the country report, along with the castle. they had to make a big country map. apparently, AAA doesn't carry maps of other countries. so we printed one off the internet. and then i free hand drew this larger version of it. i would look at the map on my 8.5×11 paper, and then i'd freehand it on my huge posterboard. slowly, but surely. i was actually quite impressed with how good it turned out. so were the girls. then alyssa and her classmates printed the photos, and typed the text. 

alyssa's newspaper project. once again, pretend there's a photo here. i didn't get any photos of it. but it was a huge newspaper project. they had to find over 40 different parts of the newspaper and cut them out and glue them to different papers. like a headline, a photo with credit, a birth announcement, a photo advertisment. and on and on. we had cut up newspaper all over this house for a few weeks. i could not wait to toss it all in the recylcing bin. then she had to write a ton of paragraphs about different things. it was huge. it has yet to come home though.

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revolutionary war diorama project for sarah. another diorama. i tried to get a little more creative with this. even though it's still not great. lol! i took out leftover styrofoam, and painted it and made a door. even stuck a brad in there, for the doorhandle. the story of this girl, was that she was a secret spy. the soldiers held their meetings at her house, and they would force her to go and hide with her family. but this time, she listened in and overheard the plans. and then she went and reported it and put a stop to something huge. so this is her (she's actually a christmas caroler that was from sarah's friend's project), listening at the door. apparently, she had a really HUGE door. lol!

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sarah's poster board for the revolutionary war report. this was in addition to the diorama. two projects at once? are you kidding me? it was supposed to be a newspaper, in the form of a posterboard. sarah did all the drawings and wording. with a LOT of direction from me. lol! i do think my newspaper title looks really cool. i asked her what she would say when her teacher asked her where she got the cool letters. and sarah went into the "my mom uses the slice, by making memories". it was pretty funny. lol!

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alyssa's science fair project, again. this was done with 2 classmates again, and they did their experiment on the diet coke and mentos thing. experiment done at a friends house, since we all know i can't stand a mess of any kind. and diet coke and mentos exploding all over kind of sounded like a mess. posterboard done here. which the girls did just about the entire thing. even drawing the coke bottle, which turned out great. it ended up taking 2nd place in the  junior high science fair.

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a suitcase for sarah's state report. the latest project, just turned in last week. the project part of sarah's state report. there was a whole 2 page typed report also, along with drawings on all the state symbols. inside this suitcase, they were to "pack" places you would go and what you would do if you visited your state. which was florida, if you didn't catch that. sarah wanted to make the suitcase from cardboard, so i tore up a box and made it look all worn by tearing off some of the layers. inside, i glued down some travel pattern paper. and then we printed photos of 5 places to go, and sarah wrote the descriptions for each place. we had some creative differences on the outside of the suitcase. which was actually really funny, looking back. and i added the ribbon handle that night after she'd gone to bed. and in the morning she told me that she was going to use brown ribbon. guess she didn't like my striped stuff. lol!

and since we know that most of these projects are hugely done by the parents, i thought this series of comic strips was pretty funny. my mom had cut these out and saved them for me, back when we were doing the revolutionary war diorama, back in december. click on them to see them a bit bigger. 

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so there you go. 12 months of school projects. yes, that was all in the last 12 months. we have more coming. boohoo for us. but i have to say, there is nothing better than having one of those projects walk back through your door and finding out we got an "A+" on it. yay us! i think the animal diorama got a "B", but all the others have gotten "A+'s" on them. then there's the issue of what to do with all these projects 😉

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34 responses to “school projects”

  1. Carla Avatar

    Oh my goodness girl, that’s a lot of work! Cute projects! I am SO not looking forward to all of this work. I am taking notes on the smaller shoe box and smaller poster board. Great idea!
    Remind me when that time comes! LOL.

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  2. Sara Rossi Avatar

    Wow! Your girls do A LOT of projects for school!! I’m almost afraid to say we haven’t been bombarded but I think I may have jinxed myself!! We just had to do poster “sandwich-board” for a “Vocabulary Parade” this Friday…NO GRADE but both girls had to do it. Sadly I didn’t take pics but I might go to the parade….And yes I “tweaked” their projects BIG time!! I also showed Joe how scrapbook supplies come in handy for school! LOL!!

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  3. dawn Avatar
    dawn

    These are awesome projects. My girls don’t have that much at all. They have a lot of book reports to write and reports on presiden’ts or an animal. On my blog you will see a project Summer just did very easy drew a pandabear and wrote 10 facts about it. Renee had to come up with an amusement park idea in January all drawn on a posterboard, very simple and easy stuff. I guess we have lucked out because I do not like school projects at all. I like how you did the Italy map that is my favorite, will keep that in mind if I need to. Hope you don’t have too many more before schools out.

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  4. Heather Crawford Avatar

    DITTO..HATE them too…ok, off to build a robot! ugggh…

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  5. kristen Avatar

    LOL…you must have a fourth grade teacher like I was. Don’t tell anyone, but I hated teh mission reports too! I gave my students the option of a poster board, a presentation or building the mission. I actually never understood what the big deal was about building it. Most kids bought a kit or had their parents do something so elaborate…what where they actually learning. Good for you for trying to keep it manageable in your home! 🙂

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  6. Mary Lynn Avatar
    Mary Lynn

    Great pictures. Eddie had to do a report about Oaklhoma and he did it in Legos. we had a hard time trying to find western theme legos.
    Angela did not have any hard reports. Hers were mostly like book report.
    Both of them never did have to do any kind of mission reports.

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  7. Rhonda Steed Avatar

    oh man those are awesome!!!! My mom is a teacher and she always says you can tell the parents who help and the kids who do it 100% on their own. I HAVE to help when Alden has something due (although in grade 1 it’s not a whole lot of stuff!) it would drive me CRAZY if I didn’t!

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  8. Cheryl Avatar
    Cheryl

    Glad I’m not the only one that hates school projects. I am not the least bit crafty went it comes to making them. Instead I find myself muttering under my breath and pulling out my hair. Am so not looking forward to Chase starting kindergarten in the fall. Projects, bah humbug.
    I must say, the girls (and you) did a terrific job though.

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  9. Lynn Ghahary Avatar

    i seriously think i sprouted 5 new gray hairs just reading that. you know i’m dreading it. heck i dread their little “projects” now and they’re only 5 1/2 and almost 4! i think i’ll have the boys make a call to “auntie” laura next time they need to come up with some type of crazy diorama, country map, science fair, newspaper creating project. 😉

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  10. Sandi N. Avatar
    Sandi N.

    Laura
    We are having the same issue but it is all reports every two weeks all with different things to do.
    Your a great mom for helping.
    Love the comic strip…big laugh.
    Sandi N.

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  11. marissa Avatar
    marissa

    Oh, man, I saw this and thought, poor Laura…I can practically feel your pain! You know how I feel about teachers who give these “at home” projects…funny that you did a travel research report, I used to do this in fifth grade, and planned an Italy suitcase report for my third graders for next week! I am providing the suitcase and all the time in class to complete it- since we have conference week next week, and we have a huge cultural celebration, that is what we are doing next week…do you have any pics of the inside? I would love to see it! Great job on the projects!

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  12. wendy myers Avatar

    Those are the worst words a parent can hear, especially 2 days before they are due!
    Great ideas, I know where to come for future ideas now!
    Thanks and Happy Wednesday!

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  13. Jen Gallacher Avatar
    Jen Gallacher

    I hate those words. Hate them!! I thought I was done with projects when I got married and had kids. Nope. But we don’t have near the amount of projects that you have. And thank goodness. That would kill me, and I might stop caring about their good grades. LOL!

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  14. Deneen Avatar

    Too funny Laura and I can so relate and I feel your pain having four girls I have been through many (they really should be called family projects LOL).

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  15. Ginny C. Avatar
    Ginny C.

    I sure can relate. When my daughter was in middle school, she had a BIG project for language arts. & I do mean big – written report, oral report, costumes & props. It was never ending. Then her teacher realized we were rather crafty & wanted me to make things for the classroom (including a Trojan horse & toga for the teacher to wear) Let me tell you, I was glad when 6th grade was over. Today my daughter does elaborate presentations for her job – maybe there was a reason afterall.

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  16. erin terrell clarkson Avatar

    awesome projects…a++ on all of them, imo!
    i love the “mom by day, spy by night” title. lol ~makes me think of you when you hear trouble in the neighborhood and have to peek out the window to see what’s going on. (wasn’t there a band playing in front of someone’s house one time?!) ~e

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  17. heather garl Avatar

    I can’t wait to help with these type projects with my girls. I think the hardest part for me will be letting them do it and not me doing it for them.

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  18. karin Avatar
    karin

    First, being 100% Irish – must say you did an awesome job on the free-hand map of Ireland, I can even see the island my Mom is from – great job!
    My 2nd grader has many projects as well, which of course I help him with. We just completed a penguin that “I” drew free hand on foam board. We made him stand up, and one of the websites had a recording of the penguins ‘call’ so I recorded it on one of those disk recorders and popped it on the back – he got rave reviews, and an A+. But seriously, expecting second graders to research the internet? Congrats to you and the girls for some great projects – glad to see i am not the only one who helps my child.

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  19. Cindee Avatar

    This is the story of my life! Our kids go to a Magnet school which is project based. Sounded like a great idea when my oldest was 5–now not so much that he is 13. We have one year left and then we are done. I am so tired of parent homework! I already went to school why am I still doing homework Ü The only great thing is that they do come home with fabulous grades and are very happy with themselves.

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  20. Wendy Sue Avatar

    You are such a good mom – and these projects are all awesome. Very worthy of A+s!!!! :o)

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  21. Jean Avatar
    Jean

    WOW! That’s a lot of projects! This year, my kindergartner has to make a stick horse for next week’s “livestock show.” Insert master seamstress Grandma! My favorite of all time was a Leprechaun Trap in first grade. It was AWESOME! Love your stories!!

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  22. Kathy Avatar
    Kathy

    The hardest part of the projects is letting go…letting my girls do it themselves. This year’s science project was using Kool-Aid to tie-dye — with or w/o vinegar. Well, I thought I was helping…Thought we should wash the final product to see which really stayed brighter. BOTH washed almost completely out. Girls had to start all over. No more help from Mom!

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  23. julie okada Avatar

    Oh my gosh I totally feel your school project pain. I also am fairly crafty but hate school projects. My son just had to do a Native American diorama and it just about put me over the edge. I actually got a photo of it this time too…will definitely be doing that again!

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  24. Traci Avatar
    Traci

    Your teachers out there love projects, don’t they?! I’m feeling lucky now that mine only have a couple a year.

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  25. Robyn Longhurst Avatar

    Holy Crap! I’m behind on my blogs this week, but how great is this post!?!
    I’m saving some of the photos for when more of our ‘projects’ come home. You guys did great!
    The cartoons are CLASSIC. I may have to copy those to my blog when I post about this damn seahorse poster we’re working on this weekend…..
    You’re the best! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE all your visual inspiration!
    Thanks for all you share, Laura!

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  26. Brenda H Avatar

    your such a great mom – those are amazing projects! I hate those words too!! funny – being crafty and all you would think that would be fun – buts its not because they make it so its impossible for the kids to do and you end up doing most of it! ha!

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  27. Sonia (Sony) Avatar

    Hi Laura
    Congrats to you and your daughters for Awesome Projects!!
    The story make remember me my son and daughter school projects.
    Thanks for sharing.
    Sony
    Sonia-Studio60

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  28. Corinna Lyons-Revello Avatar

    Hi! Visiting your blog from Today’s Creative Blog because you’re featured there and I’ve gotta tell ya….I am reading this post in horror looking at all of these darn school projects you’re doing! What grade are your kids in? Lord, I hope all of those are a “California thing” like the mission one because I live in Illinois! haha P.S. They’re all fabulous! I’d totally give you an A+. LOL
    Corinna
    http://www.myscrapbooklife.com

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  29. Alyssa Avatar

    Found you through Today’s Creative Blog – I love all these report ideas. My oldest is in Kindergarten next year, so we’re a few years out from this stage, but I will have to bookmark this for future reference. And I absolutely love Baby Blues. It’s the best comic there is.

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  30. Ginny Avatar

    That is a lot of projects, wow. My 3rd grader has been getting a lot of projects lately. She is an advanced reading group & they just did a diorama. Somehow I got stuck buying all the expansive stuff, while the others girls had to buy scrapbook paper. I was like, are you kidding me, I probably have 1,000+ sheets of paper & I get stuck having to buy a bird, plastic trees. That stuff is expansive!
    Now she came home with another project. I asked her why another one so soon & she said that is for her regular reading group. What? When did that happen, I had no idea this entire time she has been in two groups w/ 2 teachers. I thought the homework seemed a bit much.
    great job though, you sure do better then I do. The comic was very funny! I’m actually pretty good w/ not doing my girls homework. It makes me mad though when the kids that clearly had nothing at all to do w/ their project get full credit & then mine that worked by themselves get marked down for creativity or cost of supplies. Yes, both of those things have happened. One teacher actually told her she didnt’ spend enough money on a project last year!

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  31. Sapphire Williams Avatar
    Sapphire Williams

    So interested in the soda and mentos things

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  32. Adrienne Avatar
    Adrienne

    Why do you not use capital letters in your blog? This is something I am constantly correcting in my students’work. It boggles my mind that adults are out there not capitalizing the first letter in sentences, or the pronoun “I”.

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  33. Nune Avatar

    I love the suitcase idea for our class state reports. Could I please get more information on what this entailed? In addition to the two page typed report, what was in your suitcase? I would love to use this with my class.
    Thank you.

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  34. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    AM I missing something? Wasn’t this supposed to be projects that the students are to do…not a mom staying up until midnight??

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